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Blasphemy From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 hours old)

I see that a group of 56 Islamic countries want the international community to implement laws making blasphemy a crime. This won't do. While I can respect people having belief they must not be allo… more

Pudsey Police From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (4 hours old)

They were round this morning going from desk to desk with their little bucket. Look I have nothing against charity but it pisses me off when people are coerced into it by exerting peer pressure at… more

Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex" From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (6 hours old)

Yup. A linguistic phenomena from the dark lands of Essex/Dagenham is the insertion of an extra syllable in one syllable words. It drives me nuts! For example: Hair is pronounced "hayer" … more

I assume... From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (10 hours old)

...Juzzzy will have seen this, lol Birthday card anger… more

Life Is.. From davij ^Pro in flip (17 hours old)

" Life is not the years you live, but how you live those years." *Regrets, I've had a few, I did it my way..* Okay this doesn't belong here -bye! :roll: *wtf r u drinking?* *redbull… more

As We Sail Into the ... From davij ^Pro in besame! (19 hours old)

*wouldn't be nice to sail in the sunrise into the open sea, swim, drink, eat, make love til the sunset?* *not in canada, you'll have 'hypothermia!* *'just dreamin!* :) Hark now hear the sai… more

Homework From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's World (23 hours old)

News item: a family in Calgary has negotiated a pact with their children's school that eliminates homework for the kids. With all the extracurricular activities the kids were in, and with other family… more

I'm a Celebrity Get me in Here From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

where the expenses will be brill. Call me Dave's latest idea is to put Carol Vorderman in the Lords so that she could be Minister of education in a Tory cabinet. Is he having a laugh, at this ra… more

A reflection on how I feel right now.. From desiflychick in Fallacious (1 day old)

...and what seems like every day. I am going to continue writting about my year in Canada but right now I feel like moaning because of the whole situation in waiting to go back and job thing made me r… more

Social phobias From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (1 day old)

It's interesting how things work out sometimes. I've been thinking a lot about social phobias lately (not least mine) and then see THIS about school phobia on the BBC. Personally I'm pretty sure… more

Transformers - Robots on the Dole? From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (1 day old)

This is a quite specific job posting I've just seen: Maybe they hope there's a Transformer looking for work between movies... although I have a feeling a 20 foot high death dealing robot probab… more

Girl From davij ^Pro in besame! (1 day old)

Just an old Beatle song... Have a great day girl! ;)… more

Rodentic getaway From rowtheboat in Sink or Swim (1 day old)

The French are mad. Not angry (I think that's reserved for the Irish today). But really quite insane. And if you think I'm being unfair, you've obviously never heard of the Villa Hamster. So… more

The Storm From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (1 day old)

The Storm... They were together in the House. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her j… more

Insurance Quote From dave41 ^Pro in Digital Lifestyle (1 day old)

Buying life insurance policy is a major decision in life because it is going to protect you and your beloved one. Obviously you will be looking forward to get an affordable term life insurance quote b… more

Truck Accessories From dave41 ^Pro in Digital Lifestyle (1 day old)

The truck accessories are used to enhance the style or function of the original OEM pickup truck. Truck accessories are aftermarket part and often required to change the look of the vehicles. For exam… more

Personal Grooming Habits From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's World (1 day old)

WARNING: This post deals with potentially controversial subject matter that may be offensive to some. "These days, you can find a Bush in the white house, but you can't find one in adult video." -… more

Language lesson cancelled. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (2 days old)

I was going to give you a quick and pointless lesson on how to speak "Essex" but I have decided to not bother as I am vair tired. So am going to bed. In my bed, from where I am typing this. M… more

Swordfish From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

Will I ever stay awake beyond the bit where Halle Berry is wearing those little orange pants?… more

Lunatic Drivers From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

What is the problem with waiting at Traffic Lights? On my way to Sainsburys tonight this mad bitch decided not to wait at the lights but drove her fucking enormous pig ugly Rangerover around the th… more

Reply to complaints letter From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (2 days old)

Found this on another site and found it amusing. As always clicky: … more

Torture From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (2 days old)

Well the day arrived, the appointment came round and finally I managed to see a dentist about this tooth that is giving me so much hassle and pain. I arrived at the destination at the appointed tim… more

Espresso machines From dave41 ^Pro in Health & Travel Blog (2 days old)

An espresso machines may also have a steam wand which is used to steam and froth milk for beverages such as the cappuccino & People have been buying espresso machines for their homes, too. ... In … more

Health Insurance From dave41 ^Pro in Health & Travel Blog (2 days old)

Insurance are becoming more advance nowadays with new type of insurances such as Professional liability insurance, affordable health insurance, Directors and officers liability insurance, Prize indemn… more

Cardboard Displays From dave41 ^Pro in Health & Travel Blog (2 days old)

The cardboard display in stock, corrugated point of purchase displays,acrylic displays, cardboard displays.Your leader for Cardboard Displays, Counter Top Displays, POP Displays, CD Displays, Corrugat… more

Rain Barrel From dave41 ^Pro in Health & Travel Blog (2 days old)

A rainwater tank (sometimes called rain barrels in North America or a water ... These small rain barrels, often recycled from food storage and transport & you can browse our selection of rain barr… more

Water Filters From dave41 ^Pro in Health & Travel Blog (2 days old)

Some water filters systems may require you to buy a separate water filters however the Conventional water softener devices are being used where the water passes through a bed of the resin. The resins … more

Regulating Bloggers From Juzzzy in JD's World (2 days old)

November 18, 2009 Yes, that's what they want to do now. To tell us what we can and can't do - while they carry on fiddling their expenses. Go here to find out what I'm going on about, and follow… more

Waiting and shopping. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (2 days old)

As I await the arrival of Mr Flatpack and his truck, I have been doing even more shopping on line. A tv bench and dvd player have been purchased but I was annoyed that the TV I added to my basket -… more

Now Out on DVD From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's World (2 days old)

(I picked up my copy on the way home from work.) … more